Friday, 23 March 2012

Eve Eden Vs The Zombie Horde By Suz Korb - Blog Tour

Eve Eden Vs The Zombie Horde 
By Suz Korb
Genre: Paranormal YA


Book Description:


Kidnapped by a vampire, epically farted on by a pug and dragged through the pits of Hell. Welcome to Eve Eden’s world in the small and strange town of Twin Forest.


Eve has goals. She has dreams and ambitions that don’t involve staying in this weird, podunk town. When supernatural forces collide, dropping her into the heart of England, she’s not pleased. When Eve said she wanted to get the heck out of dodge, she didn’t mean getting transported into a castle dungeon.

A hellish incident turns Eve’s hair white. She can’t explain a slight attraction to a vampire who’s been sent to kill her. Can life get any worse? Apparently it can, because just around the corner at Twin Forest’s cemetery…

 waits the zombie horde.

Amazon USA http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Zombie-Horde-Bedeviled-ebook/dp/B006BC5OR0 

UK http://www.amazon.co.uk/Eden-Zombie-Horde-Bedeviled-ebook/dp/B006BC5OR0 

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An excerpt from Eve Eden vs. the Zombie Horde starring Thunderbug: the epic farting pug. 

After everything I've seen. After everything I've been subjected to over the past... however many days, this has got to be the most confounding experience of all.

As Nathan's lips gently (gently!) touch my own, my face burns. My eyes start to water and I don't have a clue what I should do. So I just shut my heavy lids.

I've never been kissed.

Least of all by a blood-sucking vampire!

I'm so panicked and confused my brain wanders off to the random thought of dogs. In fact, I can actually hear a dog barking in my imagination right now.

Nathan pulls away from me.

There's a rush of air between our faces now, it immediately cools my cheeks.

"Bark! Bark! Bark!"

Bark, bark, bark?

"Where did that dog come from?" Nathan says.

My eyes fly open. I whip my head around to see none other than Thunderbug bounding towards us on his little pug paws.

"That pup belongs to Bubbles!" I say with a smile. I've never been more happy to see someone else's dog in my entire life.

Turning my whole body toward the racing pug, I go down on one knee and reach my arms forward. I'm ready to catch him. At the rate he's running though, he might succeed in knocking me back.

Thunderbug leaps over a stalagmite on the floor of the cave. Then he jumps over an even higher one. Impossibly, the flat faced little scamp next flies over a ten foot stalagmite. He heads toward me, jumps in an arch over my head and I watch as if in slow motion as he crashes into Nathan's chest.

If I expected the pug to bounce off and crash to the floor, I'd be wrong.

Thunderbug totally takes Nathan down.

I barely have time to register the look of surprise on his face, before he vanishes. What's more is, Thunderbug disappears too.

No wait! Nathan's over there, in the far corner of the cave. There's Thunderbug too! How is it possible for a doggy to move as fast as a vampire? I don't know, but Thunderbug is doing so.

Actually, the pug is now flashing around the room in locations different to where Nathan is appearing. During the last flash of re-appearance, Nathan blinks into the place just behind Thunderbug's rear end.

Uh oh...

Yep. Thunderbug, lets out a gaseous explosion from his butt that is so epic, I swear I see a mushroom-cloud blast into Nathan.

He goes down. The vampire has just been farted into submission by a super flatulent pug.

Author Bio: 


Author Suz Korb writes supernatural comedy-horror novels with a splash of paranormal romance. The first novel in her Bedeviled trilogy, Eve Eden vs. the Zombie Horde, is a young adult adventure tale of hellish proportions.


Visit Suz at her website http://www.suzkorb.com




 Post from Suz

Highly recommended playlist for listening to whilst reading Eve Eden vs. the ZombieHorde for heart pounding beats to the zombie action! Well, this would be the best music, it’s what I listened to while writing the book! –Suz xx ;)

10. Orianthi: Heaven in this Hell 
9. Rage Against the Machine:Calm Like a Bomb 
8. Hatsune Miku: The World is Mine 
7. Rod Zombie: Reload 
6. Cher Lloyd: Swagger Jagger 
5. Marilyn Manson: This is the New Shit 
4. Pink: Just Like a Pill 
3. Metallica: The Unforgiven 
2. Resident Evil: Afterlife soundtrack 
1. Dave Matthews Band: When the World Ends 

Giveaway

Now for the giveaway folks, Suz has been kind enough to offer an e-copy to one lucky winner. Open internationally, GOOD LUCK :)



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9 comments:

  1. Thanks for hosting a stop on my tour! :)

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  2. Vampire, farting pug, horde of zombies...you have my attention :) Thanks for the giveaway!

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  3. awesome excerpt! this sounds like a fun read and I was laughing towards the end of that. Thanks for the giveaway! :)

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  4. The cover is AAA-Maze-Ing! I'm loving the synopsis....vampires, zombie...oh my!

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